- Jack Huey: Oh, Ray! Ray-Ray-Ray-Ray
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: What?
- Jack Huey: I need your advice on something.
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: What?
- Jack Huey: Let's say you knew someone. Maybe even a friend.
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: Right.
- Jack Huey: Hypothetically speaking about it, let's say this friend had an odor.
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: What kind of odor?
- Jack Huey: Bacon bits and fish.
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: Oh, you're talking about your stinky partner?
- Jack Huey: You noticed too?
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: Yeah, what's the question?
- Jack Huey: Well, am I obligated to tell him?
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: No! You're obligated to hose him down!
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: You admit that I'm right or I'll pop you in the head.
- Constable Benton Fraser: We're now dealing with logic now, are we?
- Francesca Vecchio: [Dief is ignoring Fraser] What's with him?
- Constable Benton Fraser: He won't speak to me. The alarm clock went off at 5AM and he wouldn't budge so I reprimanded him for being slothful.
- Francesca Vecchio: 5AM? Isn't that like dark?
- Constable Benton Fraser: Yes.
- Constable Benton Fraser: [Fraser is attempting to speak in street slang] Well, Ray, the bomb, let's keep it real, 4-1-1 and 'sup.
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: What? Fraser, what are you doing?
- Constable Benton Fraser: Just getting down with my bad self, house boys.