- Constable Benton Fraser: It's sad and pathetic to watch a grown man gloat over besting a dog.
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: You have your hobbies. I have mine.
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: Are you completely nuts Fraser?
- Constable Benton Fraser: No, not completely.
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: The guy is a mental patient, Fraser. He picks up taxi calls on a plate in his head.
- Lt. Harding Welsh: [to Stan, after the mention of ballet tickets come up] You killed a guy for scalping?
- Constable Benton Fraser: I hope Francesca doesn't mind me using her station.
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: Yeah, right. She'll never wash the keyboard again.
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: Fraser, do you think I'm losing my hair?
- Constable Benton Fraser: It's full-bodied and bushy, Ray.
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: [to Fraser as they're standing outside the morgue getting ready to go in] "You lick anything - I mean, ANYTHING, I'm gone!
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: This guy has no labels, so who the hell is he?
- Constable Benton Fraser: My guess is, judging by the amount of kasha he has between his teeth, and he arrived in the country today by plane, probably on a Polish or Russian airline. He smokes Russian cigarettes, he has a cyanide cap in his tooth. Some people might conclude, as Mr. Hanrahan does, that he is a Russian spy.
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: Oh, come on, Fraser! The Russians can't even afford food, let alone spies.
- Constable Benton Fraser: Well, people can starve, Ray, but a government can always afford spies.