- Uncle Jesse: Cooter?
- Cooter: Sir.
- Uncle Jesse: Do me a favor and stay close to Daisy while they're around, will ya?
- Cooter: That ain't no favor, Uncle Jesse, that's a delight.
- Daisy Duke: Thanks, Cooter.
- The Balladeer: [narrating] I worry about Bo and Luke, but I get plum uptight when anyhing happens to Daisy or Jesse.
- Milo Beaudry: I sure hate leavin' that Daisy gall. She looked so purdey...
- Sledge Beaudry: Forget her! We come to get us a still and that's all we come foh.
- Pa Beaudry: That's right!
- The Balladeer: [narrating] Well, it ain't April fool, and I ain't got no fever, but I am rootin' for Boss Hogg.