The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)
Bye, Bye, Boss (1981)
Ben Jones: Cooter
Quotes
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Daisy Duke : Did Digger Jackson really threaten to kill Boss, Uncle Jesse?
Uncle Jesse : He sure did. I remember he stood up in court and he said "J.D. Hogg, I get out of this prison, I'm gonna blow a hole in you big enough to drive a truck through." Or was it a tractor?
Cooter : Uh. I'd hate to be in old J.D. Hogg's shoes right about now.
Luke Duke : J.D.'s shoes? How about us? We're wanted for armed robbery, ain't we?
Daisy Duke : If I was the betting kind, I'd just bet Digger Jackson stole the General *and* robbed the store.
Luke Duke : That's pretty much what I figure. If we find the General, then we can clear ourselves.
Daisy Duke : Luke, get serious. How are you gonna go look for the General without Rosco spotting you?
Luke Duke : We ain't gonna go looking for the General. Cooter and Uncle Jesse are.
Bo Duke : That's right! You two won't cause no notice if you're looking around.
Luke Duke : The General's got new dirt boots on. They ought to track easy.
Uncle Jesse : I'm game, if you are, Coot.
Cooter : [smiles] Make tracks to find tracks.
Daisy Duke : [to Bo and Luke] What are you boys gonna do?
Luke Duke : Well, we're going to jail.
Daisy Duke : What?
Luke Duke : Hobie's in there. You see, if we can get him to vouch that we was with him, we couldn't have committed the robbery.
Bo Duke : That'll be a lot of fun.
[slaps Luke on the shoulder]
Bo Duke : We haven't broken into jail in two, three months.
[both laugh]