The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

Bye, Bye, Boss (1981)

Tom Wopat: Luke Duke

Quotes 

• Daisy Duke : Did Digger Jackson really threaten to kill Boss, Uncle Jesse?

  Uncle Jesse : He sure did. I remember he stood up in court and he said "J.D. Hogg, I get out of this prison, I'm gonna blow a hole in you big enough to drive a truck through." Or was it a tractor?

  Cooter : Uh. I'd hate to be in old J.D. Hogg's shoes right about now.

  Luke Duke : J.D.'s shoes? How about us? We're wanted for armed robbery, ain't we?

  Daisy Duke : If I was the betting kind, I'd just bet Digger Jackson stole the General *and* robbed the store.

  Luke Duke : That's pretty much what I figure. If we find the General, then we can clear ourselves.

  Daisy Duke : Luke, get serious. How are you gonna go look for the General without Rosco spotting you?

  Luke Duke : We ain't gonna go looking for the General. Cooter and Uncle Jesse are.

  Bo Duke : That's right! You two won't cause no notice if you're looking around.

  Luke Duke : The General's got new dirt boots on. They ought to track easy.

  Uncle Jesse : I'm game, if you are, Coot.

  Cooter : [smiles]  Make tracks to find tracks.

  Daisy Duke : [to Bo and Luke]  What are you boys gonna do?

  Luke Duke : Well, we're going to jail.

  Daisy Duke : What?

  Luke Duke : Hobie's in there. You see, if we can get him to vouch that we was with him, we couldn't have committed the robbery.

  Bo Duke : That'll be a lot of fun.

  [slaps Luke on the shoulder] 

  Bo Duke : We haven't broken into jail in two, three months.

  [both laugh]