- Daisy Duke: Look, fellas, it says right there that anybody who withdraws from the race or loses the race is gonna give their pink slip up to Boss Hogg.
- Bo Duke: Yeah, we've been taken again.
- Uncle Jesse: You boys were so busy counting your winnings you didn't know that J.D. Hogg was... stealing the fillings out of your teeth.
- Daisy Duke: That's just for starters. They've been talking about some kind of secret weapon that's gonna win the race for Rosco.
- Bo Duke: Daisy, we ain't worried about Rosco. We're worried about Cooter. What are we gonna do about Cooter?
- Uncle Jesse: [to the apprehended two intruders] All right. Who are you, and what do you want? And what are you doing on my farm?
- Daisy Duke: Uncle Jesse, these are the two fellas that were at the Boars Nest yesterday with that little old lady I was telling you about. There's also another one about the size of a grizzly bear. They was visiting with Boss.
- Luke Duke: [to Bo, after harsh landing] If you're gonna keep on flying like that, we're gonna have to weld a pair of wings on the General.