- Professor Crandall: Now my dear, when you hear the words 'Jefferson Davis Hogg' you will become Vivyan Stewart. But, when you hear 'J.D. Hogg', you will be Daisy Duke. Do you understand?
- Daisy Duke: [in trance] Yes.
- Uncle Jesse: Tomorrow mornin' we're all gonna sit down there to breakfast and nobody's gonna get up until we find out why she's acting tickier than a hound dog at a flea circus.