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- The Balladeer: There's a saying down in Hazzard that there are three things the folks can be certain of: Death, taxes... and Bo and Luke Duke being chased by Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane. Well, I reckon that's more than some places got.
- Enos: [his patrol car all messed up after garbage truck dumped its load all over it] Ding dang, those Dukes play dirty, doggone it.