- The Balladeer: [voice-over] Spying on his best friends, not to mention the object of his affections... now that's about enough to drive a grown deputy to drink.
- Enos: Gimme a frosted mug of buttermilk, please.
- Daisy Duke: You dehydrated from sitting in the sun watching me wash my unmentionables, Enos?
- Enos: Uh... uh, me? Your unmentionables? Uh, well, uh...
- [sweats, takes off his hat]
- Enos: I can't lie to you, Daisy. I was watching you. But it was official police business which is also unmentionable. But I wasn't lusting, Daisy. Honest.
- Daisy Duke: Oh, Enos.
- Daisy Duke: [as waitress Bessie Lou checks out Bo and Luke] While you're deciding on which one you want, you wanna deliver these beers over there?
- Daisy Duke: [to the Dukes] This Shoulders fellow just called you. He wants you to hightail it over to the track faster than yesterday.