The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

The Hazzardville Horror (1980)

Waylon Jennings: The Balladeer

Quotes 

• The Balladeer : Sounds like the whole roof's a-fixing to drop; well at least it ain't raining.

• [first lines] 

  The Balladeer : [voice-over]  It was one of them unusually peaceable Sundays in Hazzard County.

  [Bo and Luke are in the General Lee, Luke is whistling casually] 

  The Balladeer : So unusual, the Duke boys hadn't even gotten into trouble... yet.

  Daisy Duke : [on CB, from Boars Nest]  Breader, breaker! Bo, Luke, do you copy? This is your kissing cousin callin'.

  Luke Duke : Wall-to-wall, ten feet tall, Cousin. Where you at?

  Daisy Duke : I'm at the Boars Nest and closing early. So I need a ride, fellas.

  Luke Duke : Say no more. We're on our way. Down and gone.

  Bo Duke : Hang on.

  [and the General's engine snarls]