The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)
The New Dukes (1982)
James Best: Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane
Quotes
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Boss Hogg : [to Coy and Vance] No, you listen. I mean, eh, you may not be on probations like your two jailbird cousins are, but I tell you, a Duke's a Duke.
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : Yeah.
Boss Hogg : And you gotta be guilty of somethin'!
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : That's right, and when I find out what it is, I'm gonna nail both your hides to the jailhouse wall and throw away the hammer.
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Boss Hogg : [gasps] Coy Duke!
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : Coy Duke.
Coy Duke : Sir.
Boss Hogg : Vance Duke.
Vance Duke : Yes, sir.
Boss Hogg : What are you doin' in my office?
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : In fact, what are you even doin' in Hazzard County?
Boss Hogg : Oh, when you left here six years ago, I thought we'd seen the last of you.
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : And good riddance to bad rubbish I might add, you two are worse than Bo 'n Luke Duke.
Vance Duke : We're real sorry to make your day, gentlemen, but Coy and me, we're back for good.
Coy Duke : Yep.
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Boss Hogg : Rosco, of all the people to come back into my life now...
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : I know, I know...
Boss Hogg : Coy and Vance Duke!
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : These Duke boys...
Boss Hogg : They make their cousins Bo and Luke look like choirboys!
