The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

The New Dukes (1982)

William Russ: Scroggins

Quotes 

• Scroggins : [using CB wireless]  This is Helper One, Santa Claus, what's goin' down?

  Boss Hogg : Oh, I'll tell you what's goin' down. Eh, like I told you they might, eh, them Duke boys have skidaddled. Eh, just how long will it be before we're ready to try out my new secret weapon?

• Hatfield : Hey! What are we stopin' here for? We got the plates, why don't we just take off?

  Scroggins : I wanna make sure that the Boss and Rosco can't blow the whistle 'till we're a couple hundred miles away!

  The Balladeer : [narrating]  Now that's down right dishonest.