- Luke Duke: [Bo rescued her from large hungry predatory reptile] Are you all right, Laura?
- Laura Bardsley: Yeah, I've never been so scared in all of my life.
- Luke Duke: I don't blame ya. After that cute little critter in the water, it must have been plumb frightening to run into Bo here.
- Enos: [as per instruction of Sheriff Crabb, holds on to her] Don't be mad at me, Daisy. I'm just following orders.
- [she looks at him plaintively]
- Daisy Duke: Now wait a minute. That marsh is five miles wide and twice as long. How do you all expect to find a little itty-bitty marker to a trail that doesn't exist anymore in all that space?
- The Balladeer: Y'all ever hear of Murphy's Law? Well, in Hazzard we got Enos' Law. If anything can go wrong, he'll be right smack-dab in the middle of it. And on the other hand, there's Daisy's Law. Which could be depended upon to veto Enos' Law.
- The Balladeer: [Dukes rescuing twins after their canoe capsized after being run over] Come on, Sam, give me your hand, I'll get you aboard. Get up here, sweetheart. There you go. That was great.
- Luke Duke: [to Gerry] Give me your hand, I'll help you aboard.
- The Balladeer: Whoa, Sam!
- [whoops, claps hands]
- Gerry McCobb: [very wet] Thanks. Only I ain't Sam. She is.
- [points]
- The Balladeer: There's just gotta be some ways to tell all you two apart.
- Sam McCobb: There is. Only we ain't got time to show you now. We got a score to settle with them varmints.