- Coy Duke: [as he prepares to jump the General Lee over the patrol cars blocking their way] Welcome aboard Hazzard Flight Zero-One!
- The Balladeer: [narrating] Looks like Coy, Vance and his little lady are getting boxed in tighter than a ten dollar coffin.
- Dugan: Eh, pardon me, but, eh, I was looking for the person in charge around here.
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Oh. Well, t-that happens to be my little fat selfish buddy here, he's the big muckety-muck around here.
- Dugan: Aha.
- Boss Hogg: Listen, just speak your piece quick, stranger.
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Yeah.
- Boss Hogg: I'm on my lunch hour.
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Yeah, and that could take all afternoon.