Dynasty (TV Series)

Alexis in Blunderland (1988)

Emma Samms: Fallon Carrington Colby

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Quotes 

• Jeff Colby : [from the back-seat, her bare arched foot comes snaking past his cheek, and mild-mannered as he is...]  Ah!

  [Fallon giggles, and he waits patiently for that to subside] 

  Jeff Colby : What are you doing here?

  Fallon Carrington Colby : I'm sorry. It was the only way I could think of getting you alone.

  Jeff Colby : Fallon, don't you remember that little piece of paper we signed a while ago?

  [slams his hand down on the seat] 

  Jeff Colby : We're divorced!

• Jeff Colby : [more wild speculations from her]  Here we go again.

  [sighs, wants to drive off, holds out his hand] 

  Jeff Colby : Come on. I really don't have time for any more of your fantasies.

  Fallon Carrington Colby : This isn't the same thing, I promise.

  Jeff Colby : Fallon, I have enough of my own problems.

  Fallon Carrington Colby : Yeah, I'm sure you do.

  [she reaches up and kisses him passionately] 

  Fallon Carrington Colby : And thanks...

  [with irony:] 

  Fallon Carrington Colby : for the sympathetic ear. It was real nice to be able to unburden myself.

  [they give mocking waves, he drives off, they're unaware Sammy Jo's been watching through upper floor window] 

• Fallon Carrington Colby : [fighting in the mud with Sammy Jo over Jeff]  You can *have* him; I don't want him.

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : I don't want him either!

  Fallon Carrington Colby : If *you* don't want him and *I* don't want him, then why are we fighting?

  [both start laughing]