Dynasty (TV Series)

Body Trouble (1988)

John James: Jeff Colby

Quotes 

• Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : [whirls around angrily]  What?

  Jeff Colby : Okay, I know. You're worried about Fallon and me working together, but... it's not going to be a problem.

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Not for her!

  Jeff Colby : Sammy Jo, Blake has had some hard times lately. He asked for my help. Besides, I... I do have an investment to look after. I happen to own a whole lot of Denver-Carrington stock.

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Out!

  Jeff Colby : What?

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Out of here!

  [points to door] 

  Jeff Colby : Sammy Jo, you're taking this personally. It has... It's not what...

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Not what?

  Jeff Colby : Not what you think.

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Oh, and what do I think?

  [folds her arms] 

  Jeff Colby : That I accepted this position so I could be near Fallon. We won't even see each other...

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Except in

  [counting off on her fingers:] 

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : your car, your office, your apartment.

  Jeff Colby : Sammy Jo, what you and I share...

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : ...is deception, jealousy and lies. The same crap I've gotten from every man I've ever known.

  Jeff Colby : Oh, that's not true.

  [shakes head, goes nearer to her] 

  Jeff Colby : Besides, look what you do to me.

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Do to you?

  Jeff Colby : Look at you standing there looking so delicious.

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : I'm not doing anything. Now, don't even give it a thought.

  Jeff Colby : But, Sammy Jo, I mean, you're not being fair. All I wanna do...

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : I don't care what you want!

  Jeff Colby : All I wanna do is just kiss you and just hold you a little bit.

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Get your hands off me!

  Jeff Colby : Remember getting wild, and we start wanting each other?

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Stop it. Jeffrey, stop!

  Jeff Colby : And our bodies start trembling...

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Stop it...

  Jeff Colby : ...like your body's trembling right now.

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : I'm trembling right now because I'm furious right now. That's why I'm trembling.

  Jeff Colby : That's not... that's not what your body is telling me.

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Oh, really?

  [smiles] 

  Jeff Colby : [hesitates]  Okay, fine. That's it.

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Wait, what are you doing?

  Jeff Colby : No, you're kicking me out.

  [turns to leave] 

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : [low growl]  Jeff Colby, you go near that door and you die.

  Jeff Colby : [smiles]  Okay.

  [they kiss] 

• Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Fallon? You sleep with me and you call me Fallon?

  [kicks out at him] 

  Jeff Colby : [pushed off bed, lands on floor]  No, no...

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : You can't stop thinking about her, can you?

  [smacks him with pillow] 

  Jeff Colby : No, I wasn't thinking...

  [another pillow blow] 

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Out! Did I do something that reminded you of her?

  [keeps up the barrage] 

  Jeff Colby : No, no, no. Maybe what I said...

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : I know what you said!

  [one hit after the other] 

  Jeff Colby : I know what it was...

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : You miserable creep!

  Jeff Colby : I was dreaming.

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : I bet you were!

  Jeff Colby : Yes, I was. No. I was dreaming about falcons.

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Falcons?

  [yells:] 

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : That is the stupidest lie I've ever heard!

  [gets another good one in] 

  Jeff Colby : No, no...

  Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Get out! Get out of this house! Get out! And go play with your falcon!

• Fallon Carrington Colby : Jeff, why is Sammy Jo here? I thought this was a business affair.

  Jeff Colby : Excuse me, Fallon. I have somebody *interesting* to talk to.