- Carol Hathaway: Actually, it's a myth about doctors and nurses dating so much. I know more nurses who date cops, fireman, paramedics...
- [Doug comes from behind and cracks his neck and everyone laughs]
- Dr. Doug Ross: I'm sorry, I need a nurse in three.
- Carol Hathaway: What
- [smiling]
- Carol Hathaway: ?
- Dr. Doug Ross: Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do.
- [With a Ricky Ricardo accent]
- Dr. Doug Ross: What's all this about cops and firemen?
- Carol Hathaway: Huh, jealous?
- Dr. Doug Ross: Jealous! I just want to know what you're doing for them that you're not doing for me?
- Carol Hathaway: Ooh, I'll tell you later if you bring the cuffs.
- Dr. Doug Ross: I thought I was going to get some sleep tonight.
- Carol Hathaway: Don't count on it.
- George: You'll get a lot of thank-yous from the female population over at Riverview. I don't wanna brag, but...
- Dr. John Carter: Yeah? You a pretty popular guy over there?
- George: Well, I seem to be... I never was much of a Casanova in my day. I didn't go in for all the wild positions and so forth. Ladies need that, all the positions.
- Dr. John Carter: So I've heard.
- George: And the sweet talk. I was never much for that either. I was mostly meat and potatoes. But now, I'm 82, I'm a man, I'm breathing. The odds are 12-to-1 in my favor. I'm getting it any time I want. Not too bad, old age.
- Dr. John Carter: I'm glad to hear it. Glad to hear it. I tell you, it feels good to save a man who's performing such a service to society.
- George: Stud service!
- Dr. John Carter: Time of death is 9:56.
- Mark Greene: Call an attending when there's a full arrest. You get help. You don't try and play the hero.
- Dr. John Carter: I've run them before.
- Mark Greene: That was up in surgery. You work here now.