ER (TV Series)

Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magic (2001)

Laura Innes: Kerry Weaver

Quotes 

• Dr. Dave Malucci : You're a sad, cold-hearted bitch, you know that?

  Dr. Kerry Weaver : Someone call Security.

  Dr. Dave Malucci : You may not like me, lady, but nobody here likes you.

  Dr. Kerry Weaver : Get out.

  Dr. Dave Malucci : You wanna know why this damn ER is do important to you, huh? Because it's the only thing you've got in your life.

  [he takes off his ID badge and throws it at Weaver] 

  Dr. Dave Malucci : Nazi dyke.

• Dr. Kerry Weaver : [after Weaver catches Malucci having sex with a female paramedic in an ambulance]  You're fired.

  Dr. Dave Malucci : I'm on my break.

  Paramedic Niki Lumley : I'm between calls.

  Dr. Kerry Weaver : Go home, Malucci.

  [to Niki] 

  Dr. Kerry Weaver : And get this rig out of here.

• Dr. Dave Malucci : [to Weaver]  Hey, this isn't about my performance, is it? Or my rotations. You just don't like me.

  Dr. Kerry Weaver : You're right. I don't like you. You have no respect for me, your colleagues, this hospital, anything. You like to think you have this whole cowboy approach to medicine, but you don't have the goods to back it up, so you make mistakes. Mistakes that kill people.

  Dr. Dave Malucci : I need this job. You can't fire me. I have a kid to support.

  Dr. Kerry Weaver : Since when? You never said anything about being a father.

  Dr. Dave Malucci : Did you ever ask? You don't know a damn thing about me.

  Dr. Kerry Weaver : I know you're fired.

• Mark Greene : [to Weaver when she fires Malucci]  You can't get rid of him just because the two of you don't get along. Hell, if that were the case, you'd have to fire all of us.

  Dr. Kerry Weaver : You know what? I'm not gonna justify my point of view to you!

• Dr. Kerry Weaver : Doctors are human. We make mistakes.

  Robert Romano : If this guy had been properly diagnosed and sent straight to the OR without TNK he'd still be flipping burgers at McDonald's.

  Dr. Kerry Weaver : Marfan's is difficult to detect. The residents have never heard of it.

  Robert Romano : Which is why we have attendings.

  Dr. Kerry Weaver : I can't be everywhere at every moment.

  Robert Romano : Wrong answer. As we speak, "The Trib" is writing a feature story on this screw-up and the rise in preventable deaths. So you either come up with a better excuse than "doctors are human" or find yourself a good old-fashioned scapegoat.