- Dr. Elizabeth Corday: [on finding Mark at the batting cage] So this is what American males do to vent their anger and frustrations.
- Dr. Mark Greene: Figured a Romano-Weaver double homicide was overkill.
- Mrs. Howard: [reaches out to touch Carol's pregnant belly] May I?
- Nurse Carol Hathaway: You know, I'd really rather you not. Nothing personal, it's just that when you're pregnant, everybody...
- Mrs. Howard: I know. Everyone wants to touch you without even asking. Although, I did ask.
- Vanilla Latte Boy: Warm milk is nasty.
- Nurse Carol Hathaway: Really? And what are you having?
- Vanilla Latte Boy: Double tall vanilla latte.
- Nurse Carol Hathaway: A latte. Don't you know that coffee stunts your growth?
- Vanilla Latte Boy: That is so not true!
- Nurse Carol Hathaway: Do your parents let you drink it?
- Vanilla Latte Boy: What are you, the coffee police?
- Dr. Mark Greene: What's your name?
- Rude Teenager: Screw that, I'm hurting here! I want to speak to the manager!