ER (TV Series)
Secrets and Lies (2002)
Maura Tierney: Abby Lockhart
Quotes
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Nurse Abby Lockhart : How did you manage to last this long without some girl marrying you?
Dr. John Carter : We come with a built-in gold-digger alarm. My grandmother installs them at birth.
Dr. Susan Lewis : And I haven't set it off? You'd better have that thing checked.
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[about when she lost her virginity]
Nurse Abby Lockhart : I was terrified. So was he. It was the longest 20 seconds of my life.
Dr. Susan Lewis : 20 seconds?
Nurse Abby Lockhart : Yeah, if you counted foreplay.
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Nurse Abby Lockhart : [about Luka and Carter] They really are a pair of freaks.
Dr. Susan Lewis : They really are.
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Dr. Susan Lewis : [Luka and Carter are fencing after Carter discovers the closet is full of gear] . Do you think they're trying to impress us?
Nurse Abby Lockhart : If they are it isn't working.
Dr. Susan Lewis : [laughing] And to think you slept with both of them.
Nurse Abby Lockhart : [shaking her head] I never slept with Carter.
Dr. Susan Lewis : [looking surprised] I thought you had!
Nurse Abby Lockhart : That was a rumor Carter started.
Dr. Susan Lewis : Oh, that's low.
Nurse Abby Lockhart : I thought so.
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[Debating the finer points of reality TV vs. classic TV]
Dr. John Carter : I just think that TV is a vast wasteland.
Abby Lockhart : Oh I'm *sorry* I meant to watch 'La Boheme' on PBS last night but I had to go the symphony.
Dr. John Carter : I watch television, just not that dehumanizing crap. Seriously, what's next? Televised executions? Bear Baiting? Torture Channel?