- Chuck Fishman: There are sure-fire ways to get out of jury duty.
- Gary Hobson: Alright, well, what are they?
- Chuck Fishman: One, you have an incurable disease, with less than a year to live.
- Gary Hobson: Go on.
- Chuck Fishman: You're self-employed, and you have a wife and four kids to support.
- Gary Hobson: Next.
- Chuck Fishman: You believe every man is guilty until proven innocent. It works every time!