- Abby Bradford: [after kitchen pipe bursts] Oh wow! I think we, uh, someone should, I think, we should... I'll call a plumber!
- Tom Bradford: Why didn't you call the plumber?
- Mary Bradford: We did call a plumber, dad.
- Abby Bradford: Didn't you see him?
- Tom Bradford: No. Where is he?
- Abby Bradford: Outside. He won't cross your picket line.