Emergency! (TV Series)

Alley Cat (1973)

Michael Norell: Captain Hank Stanley

Quotes 

• Fireman John Gage : [the kittens are born]  Hey, would you look at that?

  Fireman Roy DeSoto : I told you she'd make a great mother.

  Fireman Marco Lopez : Three, four, five!

  Fireman Chet Kelly : Congratulations, John! Quintuplets!

  Fireman John Gage : Well, now wait a minute. We got a problem.

  Fireman Roy DeSoto : WE do?

  Fireman John Gage : Yeah. There's five of them, and there's six of us. Hey, you don't suppose she'd have another one, do ya?

  Fireman Roy DeSoto : I don't think she likes that idea.

  Fireman John Gage : Oh. Well, I guess all we can do is just draw straws. I mean, I hope somebody's not gonna be too disappointed.

  Captain Hank Stanley : Well, now wait a minute. I appreciate the offer, and they are undeniably cute, but the last thing in the world I need is a kitten.

  Fireman John Gage : Well, no problem, then!

  Fireman Roy DeSoto : I sure like 'em, but I don't think my dog would like the idea, so I'm gonna have to pass.

  Fireman Marco Lopez : And I've already got two cats.

  Fireman Chet Kelly : Cat fur makes me sneeze when I'm around 'em too long.

  Fireman Mike Stoker : Sorry. I'd like to, but I've got a No Pet Clause in my lease.

  Fireman Roy DeSoto : I thought you told me that your landlady didn't like pets.

  Fireman Chet Kelly : Looks like we got a new problem: Instead of one too few, we have five too many.

  Fireman Roy DeSoto : Y'know, I used to date a girl once whose cat had kittens. And after they were weaned, she used to take one of them with her every time she went to a dinner party. She'd put a big red bow around their neck. She'd walk in the door, hand the kitten to the hostess, and say "You're probably so tired of receiving flowers or wine."

  Fireman John Gage : Yeah? Well, what happened?

  Fireman Roy DeSoto : People stopped asking her to dinner.