- Police Officer #1: [commenting on the injured ice cream truck driver] Ambulance on the way. He gonna be OK?
- Fireman Roy DeSoto: Yeah, he'll live.
- Fireman Kelly: Bet he doesn't eat any ice cream for a long time.
- Fireman Kelly: [Johnny is screeching away on bagpipes] Why bagpipes?
- Fireman Roy DeSoto: Can you think of anything more irritating?