- Eric: I hear that homicidal maniac Billy Hopwood's been taken into custody.
- Kathy: Poor Andy. Must've been dreadful for him.
- Eric: Poor Andy? Hahaha. Poor Vic, he's the one that's dead.
- Chris: I think we appreciate that. It is why we're here, after all.
- Eric: Ah, but do you appreciate that it was that little thug Andy that was hiding his father all along?
- Kathy: Look, Andy's a good kid. Billy Hopwood must've forced him.
- Eric: Yeah. I blame it on those Sugdens. Letting those boys run riot
- [Ned grabs Eric by the collar]
- Ned: If I hear anymore of this poisonous drivel, we'll be going to *your* funeral! All right?
- Kim: [to Eric] Somehow I don't think you'd get such a big turnout, do you?