- Lt. Commander T'Pol: I'm surprised you're not exhausted from all the beds you've jumped into recently.
- Lieutenant Hoshi Sato: Commander Tucker told me I should give you a few pointers in that area.
- Commander Archer: [of the "other" universe] A lot of the names are the same, but... their history has been rewritten. Instead of building an Empire, Earth... became part of an interspecies alliance!
- Lieutenant Hoshi Sato: [reading from a desktop viewer] "The United Federation of Planets"?
- Commander Archer: Hm... More like a Federation of fools!
- Major Malcolm Reed: Perhaps it was a pet, owned by one of the original crew.
- Dr. Phlox: Unless one of them owned a velociraptor, I find it extremely unlikely.
- [last lines]
- Lieutenant Hoshi Sato: This is the Starship Defiant. If you don't surrender immediately, we'll begin targeting your cities. Respond.
- Admiral Gardner: Where's Archer? Who the hell are you?
- Lieutenant Hoshi Sato: You're speaking with Empress Sato. Prepare to receive instructions.
- Lt. Commander T'Pol: The Federation is our future.
- Commander Archer: You're mistaking our universe for someone else's.
- Lt. Commander T'Pol: I notice you've been making extensive use of the library database.
- Dr. Phlox: I was merely researching classical literature. I wanted to compare our major works with their counterparts in the other universe. I skimmed a few of the more... celebrated narratives. The stories were similar in some respects, but their characters were... weak, and compassionate. With the exception of Shakespeare, of course. From what I could tell, his plays were equally grim in both universes.
- Commander Archer: From what I'm told, the maximum setting... can actually disintegrate a person. I've been looking forward to trying it.
- Lt. Commander T'Pol: What's Major Reed's condition?
- Dr. Phlox: Hm... At this point, he could go either way. No doubt there'll be several discreet celebrations if he should expire.
- [Archer plans to get rid of all the non-Terrans on his ship]
- Lieutenant Hoshi Sato: I hope you're not planning on getting sick anytime soon. In case you haven't noticed - your doctor is an alien.
- [T'Pol and Soval are trying to convince a rather reluctant Phlox to join them in their cause]
- Lt. Commander T'Pol: There's an old tradition: if someone saves the Emperor's life, it's said there's no request he can refuse him. Consider the possibilities - a medical facility of your own with unlimited resources. You could conduct experiments as you see fit.
- Crewman Soval: Don't forget the females.
- Dr. Phlox: Females?
- Crewman Soval: You'll be able to choose as many concubines as you'd like.
- Dr. Phlox: [ponders this] If the Emperor were my patient, I'd be obligated to save his life. I suppose what you're suggesting... isn't that different.
- Commander Archer: [of the Defiant] Does this thing have aft torpedoes?
- Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: You better believe it.
- Lieutenant Hoshi Sato: It'll only take a day for the fleet to return to Earth. Do you think the commanders will support you?
- Commander Archer: They're loyal to the Emperor. They don't really care who it is.
- Lieutenant Hoshi Sato: [making love to Archer] I've n-never been the consort of an emperor before. Is there anything I need to know?
- Commander Archer: I think you've, uh... I think you've got the basics down.
- Lieutenant Hoshi Sato: Can you imagine the look on the Emperor's face when he sees this ship? You'll be declared hero of the Empire. Starfleet'll have to give you a command of your own.
- Commander Archer: I already have a command of my own.