Quotes
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Johnny "Drama" Chase : [as Mandy walks away with her ex] Yeah, that's what happens at Gucci. You buy a pair of shoes and they let you fuck your ex-fiancée.
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Turtle : I'm two cars back. What do you want from me?
Johnny "Drama" Chase : Always keep two-fifths of a block between you and your subject.
Turtle : Oh, what, have you done this before, Drama?
Johnny "Drama" Chase : Too many times, Turtle. Too many times.
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Turtle : Nobody ever wants to believe you're being two-timed, Turtle.
Johnny "Drama" Chase : How many times have you been cheated on, Drama?
Turtle : Too many, Turtle. Too many.
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Johnny "Drama" Chase : [Brian's Song] The ultimate guy-cry movie.
Turtle : Uh-huh. He cries in front of her, shows her he's sensitive... bang! He moves right in.
Johnny "Drama" Chase : Yeah, his tears will basically act as a lubricant.