Entourage (TV Series)
I Love You Too (2005)
Jerry Ferrara: Turtle
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Quotes
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Turtle : Jesus Christ. Ari Gold... you just got demoted to Silver.
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Turtle : How the fuck you know Jesse Jane? You know how much Lubriderm I burned through on that broad?
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Turtle : Aquaman's in trouble, all right. The fate of Atlantis and all of mankind lies in your hands. It's time to unleash the power of the pussy.
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Vanessa Angel : Johnny! Johnny Chase! How are you?
Johnny "Drama" Chase : Vanessa!
Vincent Chase : At Comic-Con, Shauna, I think I'm Johnny's brother.
Johnny "Drama" Chase : How're you doing? How you been?
Vanessa Angel : You look great! Are you here for the signing?
Johnny "Drama" Chase : Yeah!
Vanessa Angel : Great! Where are you at your booth?
Johnny "Drama" Chase : Well, every year I do night signings from seven to nine.
Vanessa Angel : I'm from six to eight, so we'll overlap. We'll catch up.
Johnny "Drama" Chase : Definitely.
Vanessa Angel : It's good to see you.
Johnny "Drama" Chase : All right. I'll see you later.
Turtle : [as Johnny rejoins the group] Drama! She's *hot!*
Vincent Chase : Beautiful woman.
Turtle : Wow!
Johnny "Drama" Chase : I hate that bitch!
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Johnny "Drama" Chase : Vanessa Angel! She did three eps of Viking Quest, and then they just gave her the shit-bag spin-off. She's been riding the Viking Quest wave for a decade.
Turtle : So have you.
Eric : Didn't Angel Quest run like five times longer than Viking Quest?
Johnny "Drama" Chase : Yeah, but only because she showed her tits in Playboy.
Vincent Chase : Either way, Johnny, I think the Angel likes you.
Eric : She's beautiful too, Drama.
Johnny "Drama" Chase : Not in my eyes she's not.
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Turtle : [to Johnny, re his Comic-Con Viking Quest promotion] It freaks me out that people actually go to your booth.
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Johnny "Drama" Chase : I hope there's a part for me in this movie.
Turtle : Oh, yeah, you can be Aqua Velva.