Even Stevens (TV Series)

A Very Scary Story (2001)

Fred Meyers: Tom Gribalski

Quotes 

• Tom Gribalski : Let's make this quick, guys. I have to get my eyes examined.

  Louis Stevens : Your eyes examin - Tom, how many fingers am I holding up?

  Tom Gribalski : Two.

  Louis Stevens : That's right, your eyes are fine.

• Tom Gribalski : Greetings, fellas! What's the word?

  Louis Stevens : The word is "tardy", Tom.

• Tom Gribalski : [earlier, after his eye examination]  I suddenly got quite the hang of the mood juice. It's an excellent source of calcium for overall skeletal health.

  Tawny Dean : [after her eye examination]  Milk is not stupid, okay? It's an excellent source of calcium for overall skeletal health.

  Louis Stevens : Where have I heard that before.

• Tom Gribalski : [earlier, after his eye examination]  If something like that went down on our permanent record, it would follow us for the rest of our lives.

  Tawny Dean : [earlier, after her eye examination]  Do you realize that if something like that went down on our permanent record, it would follow us for the rest of our lives?

  Alan Twitty : Milk is an excellent source of calcium for overall skeletal health, Louis.

  Louis Stevens : Dude, if you guys start talking about my permanent record, I'm outta here.

  Alan Twitty : Well, it does follow you for the rest of your life.