Even Stevens (TV Series)

Broadcast Blues (2001)

J.D. Hall: Dr. Henri LaGrange

Quotes 

• Dr. Henri LaGrange : Hello! I'm Dr. Henri LeGrand. And welcome to "Look Smart - Be Smart!". The video that teaches you to appear intelligent.

  Donnie Stevens : Needo!

  Dr. Henri LaGrange : Are you tired of being an airhead?

  Donnie Stevens : Totally.

  Dr. Henri LaGrange : Do you want to be respected for your brain?

  Donnie Stevens : Yes.

  Dr. Henri LaGrange : Are you talking to the television right now?

  Donnie Stevens : [pauses]  No.

• [Donnie enters the kitchen as Steve and Eileen prepare dinner] 

  Donnie Stevens : Hello, Mother.

  Eileen Stevens : [caught off-guard by Donnie's glasses and clothing]  Hi, Don... nie. Sweetie, when did you start wearing glasses?

  Dr. Henri LaGrange : [acting as Donnie's conscience]  To appear intelligent when asked a difficult question, do not blurt out the first thing that comes to mind. Simply ask the same question back, you see?

  Donnie Stevens : When did you start wearing glasses?

  Steve Stevens : Son, we don't wear glasses.

  Donnie Stevens : Ah, that's what I thought.