Even Stevens (TV Series)
Little Mr. Sacktown (2002)
Steven Anthony Lawrence: Beans
Quotes
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Beans : Louis, I know you always wanted a crown.
Alan Twitty : What, you did?
Louis Stevens : Uh, well, yeah, it's a long story.
Beans : I want you to have this one.
Louis Stevens : Beans... No, man. You worked too hard for it.
Beans : Okay.
Louis Stevens : No, no, Beans, I was being polite.
Beans : Too late, 'cause now, you lose.
Louis Stevens : No, give me that crown! BEEEEEAAAANS!
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Alan Twitty : [beginning Beans's training for the Little Mr Sacktown pageant] Here's a sample question. If a genie granted you one magical wish, what would you wish for?
Beans : [he thinks it over] Bacon.
Alan Twitty : Bacon! OK, uh, Beans, I think the judges need to hear like a whole sentence.
Beans : Crispy bacon.
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Beans : [having offended Beans earlier, Louis tries to make amends by revealing his own experience in the Little Mr Sacktown contest] You were in the pageant?
Louis Stevens : Yeah. I was a goofy little kid with stars in his eyes. And I thought it would be so cool to wear that crown, y'know?
Sylvia : What happened?
Louis Stevens : Well, I blew it... No coaching, or support team, none of that stuff. When I got out there on that stage and looked at the audience, they were all laughin' at me. And that's when I felt the breeze. And then I looked down, and sure enough, my zipper was at half-mast. So I spun around real fast, y'know, so nobody saw. and I fell right into the orchestra pit. And let me tell you somethin', Beans. Trombones hurt in a way that you will never understand.