Even Stevens (TV Series)

Luscious Lou (2000)

A.J. Trauth: Alan Twitty

Quotes 

• Twitty : You know what a win-win situation is, right?

  Louis Stevens : Yeah.

  Twitty : Well, this is the exact same thing. Except, it's lose-lose.

  Louis Stevens : That's great.

• Twitty : What if you did like, uh, swimming?

  Louis Stevens : No...

  Tawny Dean : No, no, no. I've seen Louis swim. He has to wear arm floaties and a shallow end.

• Twitty : [Tugley lifts him up]  Coach, I can't wrestle, I'm already on the basketball team.

  Coach Tugnut : Yeah, I know. Just haven't seen you in a while. Thought I'd lift you up.

  [walks away] 

  Louis Stevens : That was interesting.