- Tawny Dean: Louis, I hope you're satisfied.
- [Louis sees her sign and laughs]
- Tawny Dean: I'm an eye-roller? This is completely demeaning.
- Tom Gribalski: But not totally inaccurate.
- Louis Stevens: I'm gonna solve this. I'm gonna go talk to the man.
- Tawny Dean: Who, Landau?
- Louis Stevens: No. Ren.
- Donnie Stevens: Are you right-handed or left-handed?
- Beans: I don't know.
- Donnie Stevens: Well, which one do you write with?
- Beans: Whatever one that's closer to the pencil.
- Tawny Dean: Woah! I didn't know Mr. Rough was bald.
- Louis Stevens: See, look at that. We learn a new thing every day, right?
- Louis Stevens: You know, I liked it better when we were enemies.
- Principal Conrad Wexler: Me too. One more game.
- Louis Stevens: [Mr Landau is the new principal, and his method of discipline is to make students wear signs that highlight their faults] Ren, listen. Alright, look, you gotta do somethin' about this new guy, because he's drivin' me insane. All my friends, too.
- Ren Stevens: Louis, Wexler's gone. Mr Landau has his own way of doing things.
- Louis Stevens: Ren, you know what? If you're not gonna do it for me, at least do it for Lefkowitz. I mean, look at that. I mean, it's sad. It's getting personal now. That's not nice.
- [Lefkowitz is wearing a sign that says, 'I am a crusty-eyed mouth breather']
- Louis Stevens: [Louis tricks Principal Landau into leaving to take a job as magician on a cruise ship leaving from Finland] Landau, hey, I just wanted to wish you good luck in Helsinki, man.
- Tawny Dean: Yeah, we're really gonna miss you.
- Louis Stevens: Yeah.
- Tom Gribalski: NOT!... Did I just say that out loud?