Even Stevens (TV Series)

Sadie Hawkins Day (2001)

Christy Carlson Romano: Ren Stevens

Quotes 

• Ren Stevens : So, are you going to ask a certain someone?

  Tawny Dean : No, I think I'm going to ask Louis.

• Ren Stevens : [after Louis being thrown into the Pig Pen by Monique]  Good job, Louis. You let the pig out.

  Louis Stevens : No. No, I'm fine. Thanks for asking.

• Principal Conrad Wexler : Ren, why in the ding-dong-dell was this delivered to our school today?

  Ren Stevens : Oh, Principal Wexler, sir, I'm sorry, the pig was not supposed to be arriving 'til tomorrow night.

  Monique Taylor : It's for the hillbilly theme for the Sadie Hawkins Dance.

  Principal Conrad Wexler : It's a health hazard. Or a zoning violation. Either way, it has formed an odd attraction to my ankle. Just get it out of my office.

  Ren Stevens : Oh, oh, um, sir, what am I supposed to do with the pig until tomorrow night?

  Principal Conrad Wexler : Start with housebreaking.