Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Basketball (2005)

Chris Rock: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : At that moment, I discovered one of life's greatest secrets: black guy plus basketball equals white girl.

• Rochelle : [to Julius]  Look, if I'm not getting any sleep, you're not getting any sleep.

  Narrator : Now, that was mean. Taking sleep from my father was like taking ignorance from a rapper.

• Narrator : I liked hanging out with Greg, but a life without daily ass-whuppings does have its appeal.

• Narrator : The good thing about hanging out with nerds was they were happy to hang out with anybody.