Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

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Vincent Martella: Greg Wuliger

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Quotes 

• Greg Wuliger : Hey, why don't we do a thing on plate tectonics?

  Narrator : I thought "plate tectonics" was the original name of the Wu-Tang Clan.

• Chris Rock : This is perfect. Mercury's closest to the sun, Venus is second, Earth is third, and we have four moons around Mercury. It's perfectly to scale.

  Greg Wuliger : Quit lying to yourself.

  Chris Rock : What's that supposed to mean?

  Greg Wuliger : If Earth was actually this close to the sun, we'd all be dead.

  Chris Rock : Greg, it's a science project. It looks great.

  Greg Wuliger : We gotta do it over.

  Chris Rock : Do it over? Do the whole universe over? Are you crazy? It's looks great the way it is.

  Greg Wuliger : This isn't great. It sucks.

  Chris Rock : Look at this kid. His project is a bug in Jello. We're fine.

  Greg Wuliger : I knew you didn't take science as seriously as I do.

  Chris Rock : Einstein didn't take science as serious as you do.

  Greg Wuliger : I knew I should've gotten another partner. I can't turn this in. People will think I'm an idiot.

  Chris Rock : What are you trying to say?

  Greg Wuliger : I said it once and I'll say it again, this sucks.

  Chris Rock : You know, if you want to do something else, well, then do something else.

  Greg Wuliger : I'm not gonna let you screw the whole thing up.

  [he and Chris fight over the project which breaks] 

  Chris Rock : You know, there's a reason why you didn't have a friend before I came along.

  Greg Wuliger : There's a reason you don't have a friend now.

  [walks away] 

  Narrator : This must be like Andrew Ridgeley leaving Wham.