Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Funerals (2006)

Jimmie 'JJ' Walker: Gene

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Quotes 

• Gene : Okay, knock, knock.

  Chris Rock : Who's there?

  Gene : [clutches his chest in discomfort]  Oh, Lordy.

  Chris Rock : Oh, Lordy who?

  Gene : I'm dying.

  Rochelle : I'm dying who?

  Gene : I'm having a heart...

  [collapses on the table] 

  Tonya : You're having a heart who?

  Rochelle : Daddy?

  [Gene doesn't answer] 

  Rochelle : Daddy. Daddy?

  Narrator : I never did find out who was there.

• Gene : Knock, knock.

  Chris Rock : Who's there?

  Gene : Pass me them pork chops.

  Drew : Pass me them pork chops who?

  Gene : No, pass me them pork chops right there.

  [everyone laughs]