Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Keisha (2005)

Tyler James Williams: Chris

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Quotes 

• Greg Wuliger : [to Chris]  Oh, man. Keisha? Right in your living room?

  Chris : Yeah. And she said, "Hi, Chris."

  Greg Wuliger : Oh, man. You are so in there.

  Chris : You think so?

  Greg Wuliger : Yeah. I mean, she didn't just say "hi." She initiated the "hi."

  Chris : Whoa. I never thought of it like that.

  Greg Wuliger : Man, you got to get a condom.

  Chris Rock : It'd be 2 years before I knew what a condom was and 8 years before I got to use one.

• Chris Rock : Back at school, Greg camped out for me like I was a new "Star Wars" movie.

  Greg Wuliger : [to Chris]  Hey, where were you?

  Chris : I was at class.

  Greg Wuliger : At class? I've been waiting here for 15 minutes.

  Chris : I told you to wait at my locker.

  Greg Wuliger : You weren't at your locker.

  Chris : I'm at it now.

  Greg Wuliger : But you weren't then!

  Chris : Greg.

  [two girls look at them and walk away] 

  Chris : Too close.

  Chris Rock : There goes two more girls we're never going to get.

• Chris : [after catching Drew kiss Keisha]  What's wrong with you?

  Drew : What?

  Chris : You knew I like Keisha. Now you're up here kissing her?

  Drew : I didn't even know you liked her. And besides, I wasn't kissing her. She was kissing me.

  Chris Rock : He used that same excuse with a woman's husband 10 years later and it worked.