Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)
Blabbermouths (2004)
Brad Garrett: Robert Barone
Quotes
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Robert Barone : It is always the nature of the female to gather with other females...
Frank Barone : ...And screech like a tree full of Chinese monkeys.
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Marie Barone : You should all know better than to engage in idle gossip.
Ray Barone : What are you talking about? You're the one who blabbed it to Debra about Choo-Choo Chulesky.
Marie Barone : I do not blab. What I do comes from love. And if you want to know the truth, Debra is the worst gossip of us all.
Debra Barone : Me? You're the one who once told me that Frank came to bed with a toupee on for you.
Ray Barone : What?
Frank Barone : This is an outrage, Marie! That was a hat I found on the street.
Marie Barone : Oh, really? And what about what Debra told Amy last July?
Debra Barone : What?
Marie Barone : Debra told Amy that Raymond thought that Amy and Robert's marraige didn't have a chance in hell!
Debra Barone : Marie! Who told you that?
Amy Barone : Marie, I told you that in confidence.
Debra Barone : Amy, how could you tell Marie that I said that?
Ray Barone : Debra, how could you tell Amy what I told you?
Robert Barone : My marraige doesn't have a chance in hell?
[Debra belches loudly]
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Ray Barone : I didn't say your marraige didn't have a chance in hell. The way that sounds. I- Alright, look. There are certain things that a man says to his wife when he's just trying to, I don't know, fill the silence!
Robert Barone : Oh, now I understand. You're a hateful jerkface. And what I mean by that is that you're hateful and you're a jerkface.
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Ray Barone : You been walking around secretly thinking I'm a hateful jerkface but still acting all fake nice to me?
Amy Barone : I haven't been that nice. A few months ago you got a haircut and everybody said, "Nice haircut, Ray." But I didn't.
Ray Barone : How could you do that to me? I mean, that's terrible!
Amy Barone : You hurt my feelings.
Ray Barone : Still, you think someone's a hateful jerkface, you gotta tell them. I have feelings too.
Robert Barone : Hateful jerkface. Feel better?