Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Diamonds (1997)

Patricia Heaton: Debra Barone

Photos 

Quotes 

• [Debra has lost her engagement ring and is obviously quite upset] 

  Amy MacDougall : It's always the last place you look.

  Debra Barone : Of course it will be the last place I look because once I find it I won't have to look for it anymore!

• Debra Barone : I have a confession to make to you. RIght after we got engaged, I had the original stone replaced.

  [long pause] 

  Ray Barone : What?

  Debra Barone : I mean when you asked me to marry you I was so happy, believe me, but... I mean I know you got the best stone you could afford bless your heart but like my parents weren't that crazy about you to begin with and I didn't want to show them that stone.

  Ray Barone : I understand.

  Debra Barone : You know my grandmother Abby? She'd given me her ring years before so I put that stone in your setting.

  Ray Barone : Do you remember how much that stone was worth? Just ballpark?

  Debra Barone : Sweetie, it's not important.

  Ray Barone : How important is it not?

  Debra Barone : What?

  Ray Barone : How much was old Abby's stone worth?

  Debra Barone : $15,000

  [Ray slowly falls to the floor as though he had been kicked in the groin] 

  Debra Barone : I could just kill myself Ray.

  Ray Barone : This could be a murder-suicide.

• Ray Barone : [holding a flashlight and a stick of butter]  Hey. Wanna play baker in the mineshaft?

  Debra Barone : Okay. But I get to be the baker this time.