Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

In-Laws (1996)

Ray Romano: Ray Barone

Quotes 

• Debra Barone : Do you know how many things I can find wrong with your parents?

  Ray Barone : That's like asking how many rocks are there.

  Debra Barone : How would you like it if I went over there and told your parents all the things I didn't like about them?

  Ray Barone : Great. I'll get the video camera.

  Debra Barone : Narrow-minded, intrusive, completely insensitive oblivious, and cheap.

  Ray Barone : Okay, now let's do my mother.

• Robert Barone : Isn't this one of those joints with those dressed-up waiters?

  Ray Barone : Yeah. What's wrong with dressed-up waiters?

  Robert Barone : They give me the willies. They just put me on the spot, you know? It's like authority figures. Authority figures?

  Ray Barone : You're a police sergeant. You out-rank the waiter.

  Robert Barone : [Indicating his attire]  But how is he going to know?

  Ray Barone : Come on. It'll be all right. Officer Robert.