- Debra Barone: Do you know how many things I can find wrong with your parents?
- Ray Barone: That's like asking how many rocks are there.
- Debra Barone: How would you like it if I went over there and told your parents all the things I didn't like about them?
- Ray Barone: Great. I'll get the video camera.
- Debra Barone: Narrow-minded, intrusive, completely insensitive oblivious, and cheap.
- Ray Barone: Okay, now let's do my mother.
- Marie Barone: What would happen to the world if everybody told their families what they actually thought?
- Warren Whelen: Ever been to France?
- Marie Barone: No, we're not world travelers.
- Lois Whelan: France is so lovely. You have to go.
- Frank Barone: I don't appreciate the French as a people. I find them annoying.
- Robert Barone: Isn't this one of those joints with those dressed-up waiters?
- Ray Barone: Yeah. What's wrong with dressed-up waiters?
- Robert Barone: They give me the willies. They just put me on the spot, you know? It's like authority figures. Authority figures?
- Ray Barone: You're a police sergeant. You out-rank the waiter.
- Robert Barone: [Indicating his attire] But how is he going to know?
- Ray Barone: Come on. It'll be all right. Officer Robert.