- Raymond "Ray" Barone: Let me tell you. My father had a system: AIS. Like whenever we'd go somewhere, he'd set a time and he'd be like: "We're leaving. 9:00, AIS!"
- Debra Barone: AIS?
- Raymond "Ray" Barone: Ass In Seat. Whoever's ass was not in their seat at the designated time, that ass was left behind.
- Debra Barone: So during the fall did you have to set your ass back an hour?
- Debra Barone: You used to think I was worth waiting for.
- Raymond "Ray" Barone: You were worth waiting for, but after 15 years you should BE here by now!