Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Pet the Bunny (2002)

Brad Garrett: Robert Barone

Quotes 

• Raymond 'Ray' Barone : Sometimes when a sports star dies, I write a column that's like an appreciation for him.

  Robert Barone : Oh, I see. Okay. Now it all makes sense, except Dad isn't a dead sports star. Unless he got really good at hockey this morning and then you killed him.

• Michael Barone : I drew a picture of you, Uncle Robert.

  Robert Barone : Oh! And that's Mommy in the picture, too. Oh, great. And where is your dad?

  Michael Barone : I didn't draw him.

  Robert Barone : May I keep this?

  Raymond 'Ray' Barone : Yeah, well, they're not done yet. They still gotta draw the bolts in your neck.

  Robert Barone : Now, that, Raymond, is not nice, and that's why you're not in the picture.

  [he turns the picture over] 

  Robert Barone : What is this? "As we honor Frank Barone's memory, we should also be honest about who he was in life because he always believed in telling it like it is. "

  Debra Barone : That's on the back of your picture? Michael, where'd you get that paper?

  Michael Barone : From Daddy's office.

  Robert Barone : "Who he was in life " "Honor Frank Barone's memory " This sounds like he's passed on.

  Raymond 'Ray' Barone : Michael, why would you write this?