Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Ray's on TV (1997)

Brad Garrett: Robert Barone

Quotes 

• Ray Barone : They've been Iying to us our whole lives. Every time they ever tried to make us feeI good about ourselves.

  Robert Barone : When did that happen to me?

  Marie Barone : Honey, I'm sure we lied to you plenty of times.

  Ray Barone : You got to get your own place, man.

  Marie Barone : Don't be silly. We love having you here.

  Robert Barone : Oh, my God!

  Ray Barone : Ray, we told you, you were a good writer so that you would think you were a good writer, see? Then somebody gave you a job. That's what parents do. They all lie to their kids for their own good.

  Ray Barone : Other parents aren't Iying, Ma. They believe in their children.

  Marie Barone : No, they don't.

• Ray Barone : What about my Steinbrenner joke?

  Marie Barone : That wasn't funny. It's not nice to make fun of people.

  Ray Barone : Well what about this?

  Robert Barone : Well *this* is funny.