- Robert Barone: Hey Ray I switched pillows with you. I hope that's okay. Down gives me nightmares.
- Ray Barone: About geese?
- Robert Barone: They will come after you!
- Amy MacDougall: Robert, six months ago when I asked about our future, you freaked out and we broke up. Now you're ready to get married, just because you're afraid of what your mother thinks?
- Marie Barone: Sometimes a mother knows best, dear.
- Amy MacDougall: Sometimes a mother should just butt out!
- Amy MacDougall: Sorry. I've had a very rough couple of days here. I've waited my whole life for the right time and the right man to be my first and now his entire building has a petition against me! And the second time I'm with my first, his mother walks in on us!
- Amy MacDougall: [turns to Robert] And now you're ready to get married just to make her happy? What is this hold she has on you?
- [Robert shakes his head vigorously]
- Ray Barone: [to Debra] See? It's not just me.
- Amy MacDougall: I can't even cry because if I dab my eyes my pants will fall down! So EXCUSE me Marie, for not being polite!
- Amy MacDougall: [about to leave] And by the way, sometimes the noodles in your lasagna are overcooked!
- [everyone is shocked]