- Ray Barone: Hey Nemo, what do you do if somebody's choking?
- Nemo: Change the special.
- Ray Barone: Thanks.
- Marie Barone: Remember that boy who was teasing you? And you walloped him?
- Ray Barone: That's right. Robert's friend, Pete Gomez.
- Frank Barone: How old was this bruiser? Ten?
- Ray Barone: I was ten. He was twelve. And a half. Yeah. He called me "Big Nose Barone" and I told him to stop and he said "okay B.N.B.". I knew what that meant and so I hit him in the stomach and he drops like a sack of doorknobs. It wasn't "Big Nose Barone" anymore. It was "Superpunch"
- Marie Barone: And you don't have a big nose dear. It's perfect for your face.
- Frank Barone: It's perfect for two faces.