- Debra Barone: Sorry, Robert.
- Robert Barone: No, you're not. You enjoyed that.
- Debra Barone: Enjoyed what?
- Robert Barone: Destroying my relationship. I've never seen anybody add two numbers so fast.
- Debra Barone: That wasn't a relationship. That was two people lying about their age.
- Robert Barone: And neither one of them had a problem with it until you butted in! You know what, you're right, Ray. She *is* threatened by younger women.
- Debra Barone: Ray told you that?
- Ray Barone: [stammering] N-no way, no way!
- Debra Barone: Well, I am not threatened by younger women. Why should I be? I happen to be an attractive woman.
- Ray Barone: Amen to that.
- Debra Barone: I am extremely well-read. I am a good conversationalist.
- Ray Barone: Hallelujah!
- Debra Barone: I'm proud of my age and I have never lied about it.
- Ray Barone: No reason to.
- Debra Barone: Shut up, Ray!
- Ray Barone: All right!
- Debra Barone: So what is it now? Men have to date women 20 years younger than they are? Ray dies tomorrow, I have to start dating 60-year-olds?
- Ray Barone: I won't die tomorrow.
- Debra Barone: We'll see.