- Maiikrob: Where am I?
- Eduardo Rivera: You're in the Big Apple.
- Maiikrob: Apple?
- Garrett Miller: New York, New York. The town so nice, they named it twice.
- Eduardo Rivera: Don't jump!
- Roland Jackson: I'm not jumping.
- Garrett Miller: So, eh, whatcha ya doin', Ro? Spitting on people?
- Roland Jackson: [Slimer harks spit] No.
- [Slimer swallows his spit]
- Kylie Griffin: Well, come on. We got a ghost to bust.
- Roland Jackson: I'm not going. You guys were right. I wouldn't last a day on Gilligan's Island.
- Garrett Miller: Time for a little reverse psychology. Hey, guys. Roland's right. He's no good to us.
- [Roland feels confused then scene cuts to Eduardo and Garret in Ecto-1]
- Eduardo Rivera: Real smooth, Garrett. That reverse psychology is 'real' effective.
- Garrett Miller: Hey, I took a shot, okay? So sue me.
- Kylie Griffin: Look as the bright side you guys. This way, I get to drive.
- [scene reveals Kylie sitting on books while driving]
- Eduardo Rivera: You can reach the brake pedal, can't you?
- Kylie Griffin: No, but I can reach this.
- [yanks Eduardo's goatee]
- Garrett Miller: [the team arrived at a vehicle collision pileup] Boys and girls, welcome to Roland's nightmare.
- Roland Jackson: [feeling upset] You think this is funny?
- Garrett Miller: Yeah.
- [chuckles]
- Garrett Miller: Kind of.
- Eduardo Rivera: [chuckles] Man, if you could see your face.
- Kylie Griffin: Don't pay attention to them, Roland. We got work to do.
- Roland Jackson: Right... not a problem.
- Garrett Miller: Oh, what's the matter, Rolster? You look like your pet goldfish died.
- Roland Jackson: [panting] My electronic planner. I, I, I can't find it.
- Eduardo Rivera: I think I saw it on the kitchen table.
- Roland Jackson: That's my digital writing pad.
- [Roland reaches under couch where Eduardo's sitting]
- Kylie Griffin: Did it ever occur to you that maybe you're a little over-reliant on gadgets and technology?
- Roland Jackson: I'm not over-relying on anything. They're just tools to help me organize my life.
- Eduardo Rivera: Yeah, well if they worked, you'd know where your electronic planner is.
- Roland Jackson: Very funny.
- Garrett Miller: Rolster, you're such a technofreak. You wouldn't last two days on Gilligan's Island.
- Roland Jackson: Sure I would. I'd uplink the modem on my laptop to remote radio bandwidth then I signal an S.O.S. to the nearest passing ship.
- Eduardo Rivera: ...okay?
- Janine Melnitz: Roland, were you looking for this?
- [Janine reveals Roland's electronic planner]
- Roland Jackson: Yes! Thank you. Where was it?
- Janine Melnitz: Slimer had it. He was trying to make a meal of your screensaver.
- Slimer: Sorry.
- Garrett Miller: Lotan's gone.
- Eduardo Rivera: So's Maiikrob.
- Kylie Griffin: He did what he came to do.
- Roland Jackson: Hey, my P.K.E. meter's working. A-and so is my watch. And so are the runaway lights. It all works! It all works!
- Garrett Miller: We gotta get this guy a girlfriend.