- Garrett Miller: Twenty one - zip, game.
- Eduardo Rivera: What? I thought we weren't keeping score?
- Garrett Miller: I'm always keeping score.
- Eduardo Rivera: Okay, so it went from machine to machine, what was it, Mecha-Ghost, Robo-Spook, Techno-Spectre?
- Garrett Miller: Whatever it was, it's warranty is X-tremely X-pired. Heh.
- Kylie Griffin: Nix that, it's still here.
- Eduardo Rivera: Yeah right. Where? What the heck kinda machinery is there in an empty attic?
- Garrett Miller: Way to go, you just French fried Mr. Potato head.
- Eduardo Rivera: So not funny, Rollerboy.
- Eduardo Rivera: Luko, that kid in the Suzanne Vega song?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Luko was an ancient demon who wanted to punish mankind for reaching too far to the stars, by destroying him with his own technology.
- Eduardo Rivera: I hate to break this to you, Egon, but last night, Luko became an ancient, dead demon. End of story.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Maybe not...
- Luko: You cannot stop my final function!
- Roland Jackson: Function this!
- [Roland activates ghost trap and traps Luko while the machine explodes safely]
- Roland Jackson: Gotcha.
- Eduardo Rivera: Impressive, yes.
- Roland Jackson: I built out of a bunch of old stuff we had lying around. Impressive, yes?
- Eduardo Rivera: Impressive, no.
- Garrett Miller: [bangs on Roland's invention] What is it?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Clearly influenced by the early Duchamp.
- Kylie Griffin: With the anti-Bauhaus Gestalt.
- Roland Jackson: Huh? It's a trash compactor. Check it out.
- [Roland throws a can into the compactor]
- Eduardo Rivera: That figures. Even Roland's trash is square.
- Roland Jackson: Gimme that! I like to see you guys make something out of nothing.
- Garrett Miller: Hey, take a pill, roll. We thought you trying to, you know, make a piece of art or something.
- Roland Jackson: You want art? I'll give you art. Here look at this. What do you think of that? Come on, ol' art critics.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Wow. Now this is interesting.
- Garrett Miller: Dynamic. It moves me.
- Kylie Griffin: Yeah, very Jackson Pollock-y.
- Eduardo Rivera: A lot better than that can masher.
- Roland Jackson: It's a rag! I wipe my hands on it.
- Eduardo Rivera: Get outta here!
- Roland Jackson: No, you get outta here.
- Kylie Griffin: Oops.
- Garrett Miller: This better be good. I was in the middle of a dream about Christie Brinkley.
- Eduardo Rivera: Huh? I was dreaming about Christy Turlington. Rawr!
- Kylie Griffin: Shut up... Christian Slater.
- Eduardo Rivera: How about you, Roland?
- Roland Jackson: Gee, I don't know. Do square people with square lives and square trash even have dreams?
- Eduardo Rivera: Whoa, what was that all about? Wait a minute. Are you still ticked off about that stupid thing you made?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Roland.
- Roland Jackson: [monotone voice] Yes?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: I think there's something wrong with this. It might have given you a false reading. I want you to run some tests.
- Roland Jackson: [monotone voice] I can't. I must finish my machine.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: This is important, Roland.
- Roland Jackson: [monotone voice] So is my machine. I am harnessing the music of the spheres.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: The "Music of the Spheres"?
- Eduardo Rivera: The guy's gone loco.
- Garrett Miller: [Roland takes Television] Hey, whaddya think you're doing! I was using that!
- Dr. Egon Spengler: What's gotten into you, Roland?
- Roland Jackson: [monotone voice] I need it for my machine.
- Garrett Miller: What, so you can crush it into a cube?
- Kylie Griffin: Come on, guys. Leave him alone. He's probably just trying to make something to impress us. We were pretty hard on him the other day. It wouldn't hurt to be a little supportive.
- Garrett Miller: Eh, okay, okay.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Very well.
- Eduardo Rivera: Heh, yeah right.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Eduardo, I want you to take me out to the site to retrace your steps from last night. I wanna know about where this thing you fought came from.
- Eduardo Rivera: Who cares where it came from. It's toast. History.
- [Egon glares at him]
- Eduardo Rivera: Fine, fine.
- [Edwardo mumbles to himself]